>If I'm REALLY turned on, how long does it take for me to go from "I wanna use this" to "I am using this"?

I'm glad this is a concern. I maintain software to the effect of buttplug.io and a particular inspiration to start the project was how difficult alternatives were to get going with. I don't want to install anything, or register anywhere, I just want to get my rocks off!

And thank you for buttplug.io. It's super easy to integrate!

I realise this isn't much of a question, sorry :)