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That’s what testing is for.

Not one that's bluescreened millions of Butts around the world! ;-)

It's not a bug when an update to buttplug.io destroys backends around the world, it's a feature.

On Friday, directly to 100% of prod, explicitly bypassing staged rollout? Not that I recall...

Not one that literally fucks my users up the ass!

Describing the Crowdstrike incident as "shipping a bug" is a bit like saying that Gavrilo Princip "started a fight".

It's has to be the understatement of the century to call what CrowdStrike did "shipping a bug."

Not up somebody's butt.