I'm probably not the only person that hoped this was a digital archiving tool.
Apparently, a one-off record costs about $99:
https://vinylify.com/how-to-make-vinyl-online/
Using modern LDPC (or whatever error correction is most appropriate), and assuming a midrange stylus (budget ~ $99), and 100 year retention, I wonder how much data can you jam onto a 10", 2-sided record.