Some government should force them to release a technical postmortem. Feels that they don't do it otherwise.
Don't do that, or you'll be dragged before the greatest obnoxious and self-aggrandizing body in the world for lengthy dressing down that probably affects the stock price.
Supposedly they have all kinds of certifications but not even having basic QA demonstrates that this is all just a smokeshow: https://www.crowdstrike.com/why-crowdstrike/crowdstrike-comp...