Legally, I think somewhere in their license it says is that they're not responsible in any way or form if their software malfunctions in any way.
Big companies negotiate liability terms.
Never heard that in the context of the software licenses.
For software, you don't pay penalties that it might malfunction once in a while, that's what bug-fixes are for and you get offered an SLA for that, but only for response time, not actual bug fixing. Where you do get penalties and maybe even your money back, is when the software is listed as being able to do X,Y,Z and it only does X and Z and the contract says it must do everything it said it does.
I have never heard of that. Can you point to some examples?
Not SLA's (which are standard), but actual liability? E.g. if we brick your computers we'll pay for replacements and lost employee productivity?
I really should add this to my resume and see if it’ll work.
Like if I kill someone of course I go to jail. But if I get some people together, say we're a company, and then kill 100 people, nobody goes to jail. How does that work? What a huge loophole.
"CrowdStrike Engineering has identified a content deployment related to this issue and reverted those changes."
How they've reverted changes on non-booting PCs, goodness only knows... ;)
Hopefully they have IPMI and remote booting of some form available for the majority of the affected boxes/VMs, as that could likely fix a large chunk of the problem.