I have to admit that I expected something else when I saw the title.
Nonetheless, this looks really cool, congrats! What would be some use cases for this? I can think of scraping data.
Thanks! Re "what would be some use cases for this", there's obviously an unbounded limit to what can be done based on data fetched from the internet and our focus is more on making the time between "getting data" and "extrapolating from said data" as minimal as possible