At Opsec HQ:
Lieutenant: Captain! Captain! You've got to see this!
Captain: What is it?
Lieutenant: We just uncovered an entirely new ICBM design being deployed right now by the Kremlin!
Captain: Really, that's incredible!
Lieutenant: Well, not quite. The fins are attached horizontally, the warhead is placed inside the booster, and the fuselage is an asian woman's face.