> Long, long ago, physicists stopped asking the question 'What is matter?'
Physicists are absolutely still asking this question. One of the major open problems in physics is how to unify quantum mechanics (the law of small things) with general relativity (the law of heavy things). String theory looked promising for a while, but hasn't lead to a testable hypothesis. Whoever eventually solves this will be immortalized alongside Newton and Einstein.
> There are basically two kinds of philosophy. One's called prickles, the other's called goo. And prickly people are precise, rigorous, logical. They like everything chopped up and clear. Goo people like it vague. For example, in physics, prickly people believe that the ultimate constituents of matter are particles. Goo people believe it's waves.
This is so misguided, it's not even wrong. There are no "goo" people in physics, because vagueness is not scientific. Any decent physicist understands wave/particle duality, and will tell you that, actually, fields are the ultimate description of matter, as far as we currently know.
(BTW, putting this on Genius is clever, but painful to read. I could only browse a few screenfuls before I gave up.)