Here’s an idea. What about using a computer, causes that’s what you are going to be doing.
I’m just bitching about having to code a binary search using a white board at Google when I had previously written a search engine and indexed two country’s by a man who wears a cowboy hat to work. (To be fair it was a nice hat)
I didn’t get the job, they claimed not good enough at coding, wtf! Well f*k them then.