On the (monkey’s paw) plus side, the perioperative IV fluids plumped up my muscles and gave a muscle man appearance that I was after for several days. I believe I was up 10-15 lbs in water weight when I came home.
I workout seriously enough that people notice if that means anything, and I take creatine. It's one of those things with the most proven upsides and essentially no downsides. That said, the effects are nothing like serious PEDs - not that I can personally compare those things, but it's quite clear that gear is a whole other level.
My fav way to take it is put a tablespoon of crystals in about 3 fingers of juice, swirl the cup with the wrist and sip, swirl and sip, swirl and sip, until its all gone.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/26219105/
I’m very slow and stiff in the mornings and I drink a lot of black coffee to mitigate that.
Then, late afternoon, perhaps 6 to hours later, I take my creatine monohydrate for the day just before my ocean swim.
other than that, dont expect a large effect. many people dont respond, and the rest get a small benefit plus a bunch of placebo effect.