Engine Sound Simulator
markeasting.github.io
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I'd hate to think that 20 years from now I'll still be subject to morons deciding to delight the neighbourhood at 2am with their overblown engine sounds.
It even has a baby daughter, Cygnet The Baby Swan Car!
I bet Elon Musk and every CyberTruck owner would love to drive a CyberSwan.
https://www.louwmanmuseum.nl/en/car/brooke-25-30-hp-swan-car...
Brooke 25/30-HP Swan Car
This Brooke Swan Car is truly extraordinary. It was the creation of the eccentric and wealthy Scotsman Robert Nicholl ‘Scotty’ Matthewson, who lived in early 20th century Calcutta, the capital of what was then British India
Matthewson wanted to shock the local elite with his car, and he certainly succeeded in doing so.
The bodywork represents a swan gliding through water. The rear is decorated with a lotus flower design finished in gold leaf, an ancient symbol for divine wisdom. Apart from the normal lights, there are electric bulbs in the swan’s eyes that glow eerily in the dark. The car has an exhaust-driven, eight-tone Gabriel horn that can be operated by means of a keyboard at the back of the car. A ship’s telegraph was used to issue commands to the driver. Brushes were fitted to sweep off the elephant dung collected by the tyres. The swan’s beak is linked to the engine’s cooling system and opens wide to allow the driver to spray steam to clear a passage in the streets. Whitewash could be dumped onto the road through a valve at the back of the car to make the swan appear even more lifelike.
The car caused panic and chaos in the streets on its first outing and the police had to intervene. Matthewson sold the car to the Maharaja of Nabha, whose family owned it for over seventy years.
The car was discovered years later in its original state, albeit in poor condition. The sumptuous Indian silk upholstery had been eaten away by rats.
In 1991 it came into the ownership of the Louwman Museum and was fully restored. New upholstery was commissioned from an Indian weaving mill following the discovery of remnants of the original material under the seats. All the gadgets were made to working order again. In 1993 the Swan won the Montagu Prize at the prestigious Pebble Beach Concours d’Élégance in California.
https://www.louwmanmuseum.nl/en/masterpieces-of-mobility/swa...
Designed to shock
The Brooke ‘Swan Car’ is truly extraordinary. It was the creation of the eccentric and wealthy Scotsman Robert Nicholl ‘Scotty’ Matthewson, who lived in early 20th century Calcutta, the capital of what was then British India. Matthewson wanted to shock the local elite with his car, and he certainly succeeded in doing so.
Quite a sight!
The car’s first outing in the streets of Calcutta lead to newspaper headlines: “Women screaming” and “animals in the streets scattered in all directions”. At the time traffic in Calcutta was already very busy and chaotic. The authorities’ response was to be expected: they banned the car from public roads.
A work of art on wheels
The body represented a swan, probably inspired by Swan Park in Calcutta where Matthewson lived. The accessories are just as quirky as the body of this work of art on wheels. In particular the system that allowed hot water to be sprayed from the swan’s beak and the brushes used to keep the tyres clean.
The Maharaja of Nabha
Matthewson decided to sell the car. A buyer was found in the person of the Maharaja of Nabha. After a conflict with the neighbouring principality, the Maharaja was forced to abdicate. His son, at the time 9 years old, succeeded him. The Baby Swan was built specially for him and beautifully complements the Swan Car.
Meet the Swan Car
The cars didn’t see much use and in the 1980s part of the Maharaja of Nabha’s car collection was sold, including the famous Swan Cars. Both cars were acquired by the Louwman Museum and subjected to a thorough restoration.
https://www.louwmanmuseum.nl/en/car/cygnet-the-baby-swan-car...
Cygnet The Baby Swan Car
To accompany the large ‘Swan Car’ The Maharaja of Nabha had this smaller version made for use on his estate in the 1920s.
The body was hand-beaten from steel sheet and fitted with an electric motor. It was called the ‘Baby Swan’ or ‘Cygnet’. Note the cygnets at the front. This is probably the oldest Indian-made automobile.
Both cars are now reunited in the museum, like ‘mother and daughter’.
Now, we just have to figure out how to include motorcycles...
Not possible. Db limits are one thing, but a content-based rule would be akin to banning certain types of music.
Maybe the EVs adapt to local regulations, because from my experience, depending on the model, they sound like a sad harmonica, hurdy-gurdy, or a model fighter jet, all of which are quite entertaining but fulfill the function.
[0]: https://www.ghibliforum.com/threads/increase-diesel-active-e...
AMG, Audi RS, M Power - they all do it.
https://www.maxhaust.com/en/accessories/v4-ab-022023/active-... https://schawe-shop.de/en/bmw/bmw-5-series/bmw-5-series-seda... (no product page) https://ixsound.eu/ https://milltekshop.com/active-sound-control-single-sound-ge... https://thor-tuning.com/eu/shop/thor-electronic-exhaust-2-lo...
From the descriptions it's unambiguous that these add-ons are not pumping 100dB into the car's interior.
Sorry, for the obnoxious video. I couldn't find another quick example.
They already do have active noise cancelling, but I believe it is to benefit the passengers.
The tone itself is the worst part. It’s as if it was specifically engineered by top audio scientists to be as repulsive as possible (that’s probably exactly what happened), then they turned the volume dial up to 11 so it’s still grating even in your house several doors down. I believe Tesla led the charge here, but now they’re all equally guilty of disturbing the peace and wanton noise pollution.
Just play a nice v8 sound at a reasonable volume for gosh sake!
Experiments show that people can determine the direction of a hiss (a sound composed of many frequencies) better than a beep or a pure tone.
Maybe don’t be concerned with things that don’t really matter. Likely real engine sounds aren’t going anywhere anytime soon.
Maybe you should face that fact that your loud car is bad for the health of your neighbors.
So again, now do sirens, and music.
it is almost the same except has some severe qol improvements.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afvKUTIL4D8
He has other examples and updates on his channel as well.
some sound like galactic spaceships, some like weapons, some like "blurred mechanical noise", and some are almost indescribable in words. some can be semi-nightmarish.
i'd love to play with a soundboard that had all the different EV manuf sounds on it.
Different strategies for different cars, though.
My neighbor's Highlander hybrid is audible a couple blocks away as it comes into the neighborhood.
Our old Bolt EV was not quite as loud, but still distinctive and never a surprise to anyone as it came down the street.
My Model 3, however, makes a white noise sound going forward that you don't really notice aside from very low (single digit) speeds in a very quiet environment. But in reverse, it howls pretty loudly, and is probably louder than any of the hybrids.
I absolutely love the reverse sound my Toyota RAV4 Prime (hybrid) makes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUT94MBt_Ao To me, it sounds like the future. Sort of a hovering UFO. People's heads definitely turn when I back out of my driveway.
I wouldn’t mind as much if the volume wasn’t 5 times louder in reverse than drive.
And, in order to prove that it must be the pedestrian's fault for not noticing the vehicle reversing through said cross walk, the vehicle omits an obnoxious noise at high volume?
There's one I hear regularly that sounds like a choir of demons.
Probably won't see Hampster Dance approved, however...
But more realistically, think of the headache of trying to keep your engine's Hampsterdance in sync with the Hampsterdance blaring from your car's stereo, (as it naturally would be).
Not to mention all the other excellent tracks on https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hampsterdance:_The_Album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WpMlwVwydo
I think I'll petition NHTSA etc. to make this song mandatory for electric vehicles.
[0]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgxlM_kiDL0 [1]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0B2bvd9rFQ
Oh my god it actually sounds like a more high pitched version of the Jetsons https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NgSZ8sjDgU
Edit: Found it, look how loud this shit is! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgvUu2YZ5ps
I'm sure there's a way to hack it and turn it off... but who's going to do that?
I recall a thunder simulator (generator?) from years ago. You could draw/modify a “line” representing the ground surface, give it a few seconds, and it would output thunder. Early-ish internet days, Java applet. Might have been on a university web site.
I tried searching fairly recently and came up empty handed. Is it possible that anyone here on HN might remember this and have a reference? I would settle for a paper.
For a game I was making years ago, I tried to make a “crowd noise” generator. As in for a football/soccer match.
But it was not my skillset and I failed miserably.
Does anyone know of something that might get me started?
Something similar is done for music that varies according to gameplay intensity: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adaptive_music
[1] Hyundai Ioniq 5 N https://youtu.be/HZczpFsv9ZY
[2] The Secret To Making Your Car Sound Like An Old F1 Racer Is Found Under Pressure https://jalopnik.com/the-secret-to-making-your-car-sound-lik...
https://aircraftrecords.com/products/round-sounds-volume-1?v...
Just this afternoon my daughter asked why a car was making a particular sh-hiss between some cylinder beats and I speculated it was a small head gasket leak between cylinders allowing some of the ignited gases to expand into exhaust. Maybe it was something else though, maybe crispy cooked feline remains against a fan belt.
I thought the same thing. I want to rig up a optical encoder to a bicycle tire and use the output to drive the engine simulator - make my bicycle sound like a sports car.
Looks like kids still do it today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWRv17qvM0s
Like even just two pedals and two flappy shifters on screen with all those other tools hidden behind a collapse or whatnot.
Whole Page turns red when you hit RPM limit
Shift score. Can you pick the perfect shift point based on sound alone?
Downshifting under braking doesn't feel accurate. Most fast cars brake like 2-4x their acceleration rate, but in this sim, the braking feels more like 100x.
The sound of an engine under decel is just as awesome as acceleration.
VrOOOOooomm-pa-pop-pow-ooooom.They are certainly cunts and it would be amazing if police actually enforced noise ordinances for passenger vehicles at some point. Fingers crossed! As always!!
If police started ticketing me, I'd probably just sell the cars since tuning either car is a pain in the ass (locked ECUs). Granted, police are already ticketing people with stock exhaust.
That's fine, happens in a lot of performance vehicles. Some people just do stupid stuff to artificially increase the amount of noise. Some of it is illegal (like removing the muffler) and some of it is just rude (like setting the air-fuel ratio to be far too fuel-rich). Some engines are naturally a bit fuel-rich, especially performance engines, but some people just change it to be as loud as possible.
The app sounds fun. Excited to try it again later.
And a decent specimen.
This is way more fun than it has any right to be.
Needs: Engine sounds, haptic seats, and a few small modifications (e.g. clutch pedal, gear stick)