Apply to any SWE/DevOps/SysAdmin/IT role at a Fortune 500 company that isn't a tech company.
I assume to escape this I need to go to a smaller non-tech company, but I assume I'd be exchanging one problem for another unknown one.
I asked them if they offered a company laptop, they thought the idea was absurd. Some are still writing blogs on how Agile worked for them.
I didn't get a second interview; the first wasn't even technical. I guess I wasn't a cultural fit, compensation fit, or they didn't know what to make of my CV at the time.
Apply to X for a coasting job where you're sort of prepared when it's slow, but absolutely unequipped to handle situations if the pace accelerates.