DTrace in the zone
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Given this, the name of the subroutine was obvious: it had to be getf() — the Unix routine that does exactly this in the kernel, and has since Fourth Edition Unix, circa 1973. (Aside: one of the reasons I love illumos is because of this heritage: compare the block comment above the Seventh Edition implementation of getf() to that above getf() currently in illumos — yes, we still have comments written by Ken!)
I sure hope illumos can survive as a sustainable project. OpenSolaris was a gift. Oracle taketh away. It will be a struggle.