Don’t forget compensation! Microsoft should be forced to pay compensation to anyone who has ever used Teams, scaled in proportion to the number of hours they’ve had to leave it running on their computer.
That actually would be amazing - I would be very much in favour of large companies (e.g. based on number of users / market cap) having to put significant sums of money in escrow ahead of any software release, which would then be distributed to its users as compensation in the case of a data breach or regulatory rulings.
I can't imagine any jurisdiction that tried this would see anything other than large companies prohibiting their software from being used in that jurisdiction. Any company that then grew large would quickly exit. Every iOS update requires 1B+ to sit in escrow?