Bringing back Ceefax, the teletext service.[9] He had previously promised to bring back the service in 2017 as Lord Buckethead.[12]
Returning 20,001 police officers to the street, a reference to the Conservative pledge of 20,000 more police officers.[13]
Nationalising model railways.[14]
Holding a referendum on holding a second referendum on the United Kingdom's membership in the European Union.[14]
Allowing any Czechs on the Irish border to remain.[14]
Nationalising Adele, the English singer.[15]
Abolishing the House of Lords.[15] He had previously pledged the same in 2017 as Lord Buckethead.[16]
Giving free broadband to everyone.[15]
Stopping the sale of arms to repressive regimes.[15]
Making Piers Morgan zero emissions by 2030.[15]
Renaming London Bridge to "Phoebe Waller-Bridge".[15]
Introducing a minimum voting age of 16 and a maximum of 80.[15]
Sending £1 trillion a week to the NHS.[14]
Proroguing Jacob Rees-Mogg.[14]
Banishing Katie Hopkins to the Phantom Zone.[14]
Moving the hand dryer in the men's toilet at Uxbridge's Crown and Treaty pub to a "more sensible position".[14]