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Congratulations! Take this as an opportunity to quit Facebook.

I barely use Facebook to be honest, but it still had all my memories and connections. I've had this account for a very long time.

I've heard you can sue them in small claims court to get your account back.

Apparently it's the only thing that works.

Because, you know, dystopia.

Use this opportunity to remind your friends to download a backup of all of their facebook data.