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For some reason when reading the title, I thought infrared instead of intermediate representation.

It also still made a tiny bit of sense in that context since you can easily set stuff on fire with IR laser

I understood what IR was, but due to the capitalization of the title, I thought it was written in Scratch programming language.

Ha, I read it as Incident Response and was about to read the gory details.

Same here! Although in the context of "Writing" an IR, writing an incident response policy makes the most sense (but isn't very blog worthy)