Police roll up to my furniture business, “sir, this here lumber yard says you stole 2 tons of maple planks from them.”

“Well, I could see why you might think you could make such a claim, but you’re too late, I’ve already altered their ‘expression’. Please, come on in and search all you want. Rather than finding the planks you’re looking for all you’ll find are tables and chairs.”

“We are so sorry for disturbing you, sir. You are a truly ethical and impressive innovator. An inspirational disruptor of our existing legal understanding.”