Comments moved to https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40725329, which was the first of 14 (!) submissions, which keep getting flagged by users. No doubt this is because the title is a tad afoul of the site guidelines (https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html) so we had to change it. I thought it would be amusing to change it to something as meek and passive-aggressive as the original is, er, forthright, so I did.