I'm not sure why, but this makes me think of the time before ubiquitous internet, when the answers to questions like this one were much harder to come by.
Edit: And of course, the seven year itch.
("Kookaburra sits in the old gumtree, eating all the gum nut he can see...")
:- O
I was confusing kookaburra with chupacabra, and I also confused capybara with chupacabra too... and umpires with vampires... being a child was terrifying. LOL