There should also be a physical attachment for llama whipping.
This will be in v2. The player in fact will not work unless said attachment is within suitable lashing distance of a llama. CRM (camelid rights management).
Yeah I thought someone had taken the 3D render that's made the rounds of the classic Winamp 3x player and made it into hardware. Not as impressive as that would be.
I think this device is rather meant to be shown to old colleagues than be actually used. If the author wanted to give some late 90s vibes I call it a success, at least for me. I always had it in a screen corner playing some prog rock song in my phones while banging code back then.
Yeah, that was pretty disappointing, I was imagining the same thing as you.
Disappointed for the same reason. A device with physical buttons and even led based panels would be the real deal.