Unfortunately, the open source tools are also decades behind. They're really only practical for small designs on the couple of open source PDKs that exist (and those seem more like abandoned PR projects than serious commitments to open hardware design).
Related, I thought this post was actually this video, which is tongue in cheek but a pretty good explanation of silicon manufacturing nonetheless: https://youtu.be/vuvckBQ1bME
Been doing IC design professionally since 2010. Happy to answer any questions.