"And there's a new type of system service called a capsule, and "a small new service manager" called systemd-ssh-generator, which lets VMs and containers accept SSH connections so long as systemd can find the sshd binary – even if no networking is available" - that sounds quite interesting.
Is there any explanation for that tagline other than being antagonistic on purpose?
Being antagonistic on purpose is sort of the SystemD crowd's thing.
Yes: it's a joke. Here, have some chills, on the house: