gotta be a real masochist to not enjoy data integrity
Tell me you're a young one without telling me you're a young one.
Don't worry my friend, there is always mongodb, I hear it's web scale.
three individual replies packed into one. clear signs of a dba
Ah of course microcomments would be so much better!
as long as they're normalized
It’s mostly just seething at devs nonstop for creating garbage schema, and then blaming the DB for their shitty query latency. Also, endlessly getting dragged into incidents because “the database is at fault.”