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I don't know, millions of phones are stolen every year. Seems likely that some reporter's would be stolen once in a while. It's a little too mundane to be made up.

I do not get the link between the quote and the accusation

This.

Have an updoot my good sir

Nice try, FBI.

Bold of you to assume I have friends.

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EDIT: Thanks for the award, kind stranger!