Unfortunately the best insults are universally going to be ones that do not need to be looked up.
Bonus points if you can insult someone without swearing, i.e. “you exhibit all the virtues and characteristics of dipping your toes into wet cabbage”.
Bonus points if you can insult someone without swearing, i.e. “you exhibit all the virtues and characteristics of dipping your toes into wet cabbage”.
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"If you practice, very very hard, for many many months, and do a lot of work, you might end up being merely mediocre"[*]
[*] Paraphrasing someone famous, I forget who.
(Said to a couple:) "Neither of you could do better."
Back in school (for me this is a _long_ time ago) there was a pupil who considered herself "all that" and let everyone know whenever possible. Our Spanish teacher once told her she "looked particularly bovine this morning" which she took as a complement… (in fairness to her, a chunk of the rest of the room didn't get it immediately either).