>I assume you wash your hands when you use the bathroom?

99% of the people I see in public restrooms don't wash their hands. They just sprinkle some water, when there's soap right there, and then go back out. And that's assuming they actually stop by the faucet.

So you know what? Forget masks, make people fucking wash their fucking hands after handling their literal fucking instruments.

I hate handshakes even though it's social ettiquete because I know those hands have, literally, seen shit.