It does give a "When all you have is a hammer..." vibe to me and begs the question: why not use a system that's designed for use-cases like this and do it reliably and securely ? i.e.: https://www.cockroachlabs.com/docs/stable/multiregion-overvi... (yes, I know full data domiciling requires something even more strict but I currently don't know of any system that can transparently span the globe and stay performant while not sharing any metadata or caching between regions)