Happy to hear that my experience in non-profits was not unique.
Question: It's 2 am, a dead opossum is stuck in the main drain for the property and the water is rising during a once in a decade storm. What do you do?
Answer: Wade neck deep into the water, with a stoner tripping on mushroom holding a light, then stab it with a crowbar until the water pressure flushes it down.
Maybe you could turn it into a movie script, something like 'Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas'?
Please do!