> Let's be real, if this charade of a website was an actual startup, we'd probably wear t-shirts that say...

It's intentional. The app is free. There is a statement about this whole corp mission mindset.

This is the way it is. If people don't like it or push it away from the product, they are not the target audience.

I think this is brilliant. I understood immediately what the app does and kudos for the courage in setting the website the way it is. Was also impressed with the aesthetic of the site.

If only I had a turntable...