JS executables with deno or bun aren’t terribly different from pyinstaller executables. Of course they’ve been made more convenient by being bundled with the toolchains.

> I wish Python had static builds!

while unusual in the "python world", there are more or less well supported ways: https://www.askpython.com/python/examples/compiling-applicat...

i'm sure go will support dynamic linking aswell sooner or later