Amazon Returns Have Gone to Hell
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Is that a concept that exists, where you write a shitty criticism of something in order to make people go "That actually sounds pretty good" and it ends up working as an endorsement or advertisement? Sort of an on-purpose Streisand effect?
I've often wondered about that with some online interactions. Sometimes, a "defense" of P is so poorly argued that it seems almost intentional, as if designed to provoke the well-sourced, well-argued rebuttals that almost invariably follow immediately.
Logically speaking, these rebuttals should not discredit the proposition P itself, only a particular argument for P (e.g. refuting the ontological proof of the existence of God does not thereby refute theism). But when such exchanges happen frequently enough they can give rise to the widespread impression that P has no smart, thoughful defenders, so the overall effect is similar.
Returns are hard because in practice, 11" (or 10.5") baskets are one such item that are just sold and returned on Amazon for appearances, as the dimensions probably makes shipping cost-prohibitive, but Amazon knows that they can't just say "keep it" because then people would fake-return stuff all the time.
It was actually a super clean process on my end, couple of clicks on Amazon, they emailed me a QR code, I walked into the UPS store, flashed the QR code to them on my phone which they scanned, put the item on the desk and walked out.
Literally was in and out of the UPS store in less than a minute.
I have a lot of qualms about modern Amazon, mostly related to how value from Prime is continually diminishing in the form of things like ads in Prime Video, etc, but I have no convenience-related complaints about the return process I recently experienced.
Meanwhile returns through Whole Foods are a shit show. They can't give me a receipt for the return. "Just wait here and make sure you get an email confirming the return." Amazon claimed they never got one of my returns despite me having that email receipt. Had to fight it three damn times before they stopped pulling back my refund.
Unfortunately they force me to use Whole Foods (or maybe some other worse options) for any return with a lithium battery in it.
I found the return process to be wildly low friction. I didn't have to print or package anything. I initiated the return, and the next day an Amazon delivery driver came to my door and I handed them the unlabelled pack of batteries.
But also, we’ve gotta take our pick: either we want easy returns or more waste and new products hitting up the landfill.
My wasteful Amazon purchases have plummeted since I canceled Prime. Turns out that the little $9 widget you need isn’t so important when shipping visibly costs extra.
There is a whole industry around handling returns. They often go to the landfills anyway. Sometimes you can get a refund without having to send something back, because they can’t use it anyway.
Most clothing donations go to Africa or get dumped. Recycling can end up in landfills.
I still think it makes sense to try to reuse and recycle, but with low expectations about how much good it will do.
UPS guy: Are you sure they didn't come with a box or something?
Me: I mean, I don't have it.
UPS guy: Well, they might break... you might want to do something so they don't break...
Me: Uh... if you're packing them, isn't that your responsibility?
UPS guy: We don't pack them. We just put them in a box.
Me: Amazon said you would pack them.
UPS guy: Well, if they break it's not your fault.
Me: Cool.
Other UPS guy to first UPS guy, as I'm walking out the door: I think Amazon just destroys that stuff anyway.
It was all fine from my perspective -- I got my refund, and Amazon didn't complain about anything breaking -- but it definitely felt weird. UPS's own page for their returns program[0] claims that "Certified Packing Experts ensure proper packaging".
[0] https://www.theupsstore.com/corporate-services/corporate-ret...
Evidence: See article
I'm not sure when the colloquial definition of magazine and newspaper/journalism began merging, but The Atlantic, New Yorker, and Harper's were always magazines that were critique and op-ed driven.
Here's a good article explaining the difference between newspapers, magazines, journals, and other forms of nonfiction [0]