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Got any good porn recommendations? I don't watch porn very often but when I do I hate having to spend time finding something decent.

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I accidentally corrected someones use of a word on here and got downvoted so hard I was scared to comment for months. I guess what I'm saying is I'm surprised this very honest comment from hours ago never went grey. to be clear: I am just surprised.

Honest question, why do you care about downvotes on an anonymous internet forum?

He just digs that number on the screen, man.

>karma: 9533

With respect, you're asking me why I care about a feature you have that I don't—that's only achievable by getting more points.

The candid answer: because I take it personally (which is my own fault).

When I was a kid I loved xtube. Sadly, the website got nuked during the entire Visa/MasterCard drama, but for a teenager going through puberty, that was basically a godsend from the heavens. That was "the old internet". I still have lots of videos downloaded from there.

When I started working remotely I spent most days on Fetlife. This is not a porn site, rather "facebook but about sex". If you're new, you can waste lots and lots of time browsing through various topics like "what's your perfect cuckold fantasy".

I'm very much into furries, so I visit furaffinity.net daily. Every evening it shows me new artworks from subscribed artists.

There used to be tumblr blogs with furries, but then tumblr hurt itself in confusion, and everyone and their daddy moved to twitter. Twitter as social media sucks balls, but there's all peculiarities to be found there, and it's searchable from google. I built my own client for browsing porn on twitter and the experience is just mwah.

Some people I follow on twitter also have JustForFans accounts. That's paid but when I'm horny and monthly subscription to one artist costs less than coffee with croissant in my local cafe and I can view everything that given user has ever posted... yeah, I'll buy the subscription and eat potatoes for breakfast. Of course I only pay for porn that is unique in some way.

Going back to furries, there's kemono.su. Questionable morals, in recent times awful download speeds, but if I want that drawing of a dragon cock in 8k and I'm too cheap to actually pay for it, then there's no better place.

Everything that has user content is a porn site, in particular dating sites, also sites that revolve around some fetishes. Go and explore.

Finally, I highly recommend having an offline porn collection, with backups obviously. I've been building mine for years, so there's always something to choose from.

I interviewed with FetLife way back when, if I recall correctly, their entire stack is on erlang which is what attracted me to them. Erlang and remote, back in the mid/late 2010s

Huh. That's interesting.

What else did you learn from the interview process? Based on your interaction with them, do they seem like a cool company? Obviously I know that a lot of time has passed, but there's a chance that things didn't change radically.

I didn't make it past the first phone screen. I was a fresh college grad (about 2 years experience) with only java and php. I can't remember much about it, other than the recruiter beforehand making sure I knew what type of company they were and that I was okay with it

For me, the issue with an offline porn collection is that I tend to watch more with it around, similar to how I can avoid junk food in general but once it gets into my home I will end up bingeing. I'm pretty vanilla in my porn tastes, hqporner.com, noodlemagazine.com, and pornohd.porn have been the best streaming sites I've come across so far.

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