"artificial intelligence" => "counterfeit consciousness" / "man-made brainpower" / "fake knowledge"
"mean square error" => "mean square blunder"
"sensitive data" => "touchy information"
"signal to noise" => "flag to clamor"
"breast cancer" => "bosom peril"
"big data" => "huge information"
"ant colony" => "underground creepy crawly region"
"Navier-Stokes" => "Navier-Stocks"
"NP-hard" => "NP-difficult"
"end-users" => "stop-customers"
"phising attack" => "phishing assault"
"emission of CO2" => "excretion of CO2"
"deep learning" => "profound education"
"decision tree" => "choice bush"
"system failure" => "framework disappointment"
"real time" => "genuine time"
"fuzzy logic" => "feathery rationale"
"child nodes" => "tyke hubs"
"state-of-the-art" => "United States of America-of-the-cleverness"
"directional (graph) axes" => "directional tomahawks"
"magic mushrooms" => "wizardry mushrooms"
"max pooling" => "Georgia home boy pooling" (!?)
"malicious parties" => "compromising get-togethers"