five bajas blasting
four attournies generalising
three jokes fading
two eyes closing
one final line
How archaic! This seems wrong and broken, and surely in a generation or two it will no longer be considered proper.
I'm glad the collective might of society and culture, much like a river changing course, can mutate language.
Does it? "Attorney" is the noun. "General" is the adjective. You pluralize the noun, not the adjective.
A native English construction would be general attorneys.
https://www.theonion.com/william-safire-orders-two-whoppers-...
Maybe it's just me. Language is weird.
They do, actually.
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Mountain-Dew-Baja-Blast-Tropical-...
“I don’t want to get anybody in trouble, but the gentlemen I purchased it from renovates Taco Bells”
Same with Mountain Dew - one Mountain Dew[ drink], two Mountain Dew[ drink]s...
EDIT:
The answer here seems to agree with my thinking: https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/190023/why-are-n....
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[0] - There are no truly unique names; there are only names referring to a specific entity in the context they're being used in.