85% of Neuralink implant wires are already detached, says patient
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When it comes to the problems of human augmentations, I've always been impressed with how the Deus Ex series [0] managed to maintain a certain amount of realistic grounding (for sci-fi games, that is) in weaknesses of the plot tech-du-jour.
In particular, the Deus Ex: Human Revolution prequel from 2011 (set in 2027) involves a worldwide boom in human augmentations, marred by chronic problems in the neural interface. Host tissue would "scar" from glial tissue buildup around the "PEDOT electrodes", and the only treatment was (of course) tightly controlled by the nefarious powers-that-be.
The original game from 2000 was set further in the future with a similar dilemma involving cellular nanotechnology, and contained a large amount of discoverable reading material, including semi-plausible stuff like:
> As a medical specialist, you will be required to repair and modify the systems of our nano-augmented agents. This briefing is intended merely as an introduction to the technology.
> The cells of every major tissue in the body of a nano-augmented agent are host to nanite-capsid "hybrids." These hybrids replicate in two stages: the viral stage, in which the host cell produces capsid proteins and packages them into hollowed viral particles, and the nanotech stage, in which the receiver- transmitter and CPU are duplicated and inserted into the protective viral coating. New RNA sequences are transmitted by microwave and translated in to plasmid vectors, resulting in a wholly natural and organic process.
> Additional augmentations can be added through the use of microscopic ROM modules -- shaped a little like flying saucers -- that diffuse through the blood and attach to the long spine of nanite CPUs. These additional augmentations are software "upgrades" in the most literal sense of the word.
> We hope this report gets you started; you will find a full technical design document attached. Please read and thoroughly understand this information so that you will be better qualified to administer care to this most exciting new breed of augmented-human agent.
Hopefully they eventually fix it as it's pretty ground breaking in what it allows.
Beyond that, allowing for these experimental trials, regardless of their success or failure, can accelerate medical progress that can enable better care for many more people in the future.
It's so strange that people feel it's wrong for patients to make their own choice on this, but they are okay forcing others to not have treatment. It's a "My decision is better than yours, I can decide what is better for you.
This is why universities have institutional review boards and it’s broadly forbidden to conduct experiments on prisoners.
2. Companies don't get to benefit from you being a test subject as a result of you being euthanized.
3. The upside of euthanasia is getting to die. The upside of what's happening here is maybe getting to have a cool gadget for a little while until your brain implant falls out, and then who knows what kind of terrible injury you'll suffer!
That’s not a good faith statement of the upside of a neural implant.
The upside of having a neural implant is that the quality of life for a quadriplegic person is greatly improved for as long as the implant lasts, which is potentially indefinite, if the device works correctly. It’s not a “for fun” project, see the video here for a real demonstration of this man’s life being improved: https://youtu.be/5SrpYZum4Nk?feature=shared
A man who is paralyzed from the neck down being able to use a computer fluently again and do things like play his favorite video games is a huge upside.
The way you discover a lot of problems is because of the trial patients. This happens ever day in medicine.
I don't think that's the case with medical researches at all. They have good ideas of outcome with petri dishes and chimera mice before verifying the result with human trials. They didn't made COVID vaccines by trial and error on living humans, that could have taken a century.
Especially with neural stuffs. If they can't make it work not with cultured cells and guinea pigs, there's nothing to be gained from scaling it out to an explosive failure on a launchpad.
Your assertion is that drugs are discovered on fuck-around-and-find-out basis on live humans, which is simply false and stupid.
Did you read the interview from Bloomberg?
“Arbaugh had talked with Bain about how he would be receiving what was probably the worst Neuralink implant that anyone would get. But Arbaugh had agreed to the trial precisely because these types of issues could occur. He wanted to be a means for helping other people by aiding Neuralink in its quest to root out any of the implant’s flaws.“
Yeah let's hope that they figure out how to design them to have a track record of literally any of the recipients not dying
2. He's objectively not, and the implant will become entirely detached probably before the end of the summer. He's also experiencing side effects, according to sources online.
It's a medical study whose purpose is just to get a better grasp of things.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2024-05-16/neuralink...