In 2124 someone will synthesize your consciousness from this and other posts and tell "you" about the results.
Just like being a father, or an employee, or a woodworker do not fully define me as human, being a little snarky bitch on the Internet also does not sometime define me.
well, 100% on brand for how weird everything else is, honestly.
As a punishment I’ll have neutron star hot NFTs poked into my virtual eye sockets forever. But in between the tortures, the merciful Basilisk will grant me a glimpse of Proxima Centauri taken by its interstellar drone armada.