How could you be deciding what's for dinner, if the decision takes so long that all the food has rotted, your body has died, and the continent is now in an ice age? How could you be learning something about your observations of the night sky, if the suns had burned out before you knew they were there at all? Our 'conscious awareness' is the awareness of the environment around us in a timeframe where it stays approximately the same; when something changes too quickly, an explosion, a car crash, we have to wait until the environment steadies before we can think about it. If an insect zips by too quick to see, we never become conscious of it. We can be conscious of sound but not radio waves. Is it possible to have a consciousness where
everything zips by too quickly for it to notice, where it has no senses to learn about what's around it, it's not-conscious of
anything?
At that point, the XKCD person moving the stones on the beach is doing a bit of a Searle's Chinese Room; "look, these stones I'm setting into positions I chose to represent some knowledge I chose, which I'm moving in patterns I chose, are echoing my choices back to me in ways I chose to interpret!".