1. Real world performance varies over time. For instance there are typically daily, weekly and monthly conversion rate fluctuations. Not an issue for A/B testing, but a big issue for this approach if a random switch in direction happens at the same time that conversion fluctuations happen to head in a good direction.
2. (This is really a special case of #1 - but a very, very important special case.) This approach creates long-lasting interaction effects between tests and independent changes. That requires explanation. Suppose you're running a test. Version A is somewhat better. But version B is temporarily looking slightly better when you make a significant improvement to your website (maybe you started another test that works). Now you're adding a lot of good traffic to version B (good because of the other change) and very little of the new good traffic to version A. This new version B traffic soundly beats your old version A traffic. This correlation between time and website performance will continue until the old version A traffic is completely swamped by new version A traffic. With only 5% of your traffic going to version A, this can easily take 100x as long as your test has been running - or more. (Properly constructed A/B tests do not suffer this statistical anomaly.)
3. Code over time gets messy. One of the most important characteristics of A/B testing is that you can delete the mess and move on. With this approach you can't - it just hangs around adding to your technical debt.
4. Businesses are complex, and often have multiple measures they would like to balance. For instance in a recent test, conversion to click was hurt, conversion to a person who clicked 5x was helped. A/B testing let us notice that something weird was going on and think about what we really cared about. This automated approach would make a decision and could have hidden a real problem.
5. Many tests perform differently on existing users and new users. A/B testing with proper cohort analysis can let you tease this out and decide accordingly. This approach doesn't give you that kind of sophistication.