Apple set to release slimmer iPhone in 2025, the Information reports

I don't know a single person who has complained about the thickness of the iPhone. It's been as thin as it needs to be for years. I'd almost prefer a thicker phone with better battery life. Quite frankly, I wish Apple would stick its talented hardware engineers on projects other than making things thinner.

A slimmer device? LMAO.

In that case I suppose I will have no choice but to make my annual trip to the Apple store in London (Airstrip One) in 2025, set up my small tent/bivvy outside the store on the pavement, mingle with the psychologically brainwashed apple fanboys and pay a kings fortune for a pile of planet destroying junk.

Probably includes the obligatory better camera and more RAM.

I just realised I cant go. I dont have a tent.