Post-Mortem: How Heroku Router 2.0 Wrecked Our App

One of the closing sentences is

  > In hindsight, we should have load-tested our staging app with the new router.

When I go to the homepage, it says that

  > Judoscale is a dedicated autoscaler for Heroku, Render, and AWS, because scaling is too important to be an afterthought.

There are so many things I would like to write about the overall state of today's software landscape, but rather I will just leave it to your imagination.