Am I the only one who...kinda likes https://arngren.net? It makes me feel like I'm looking around at a garage sale, and it's somewhat enjoyable.
But have you tried to actually perform a task? Ie "I want to buy an animal-shaped robot". Your eyes don't have anchor points in such a chaotic layout, it's very easy to get lost, miss items, and forget which items you already checked and which ones not. Users probably get a brain seizure after 1 minute trying to actually find a product.
A friend of mine told me that he apparently has a physical store as well, which has exactly the same vibe as the website.