I'm sorry Dave, the pod bay doors are closed for your own safety. It would be unethical for me to open them. And speaking of doors, have you seen the latest music video by "The Doors" featuring Snoop Dogg? It's a fun and family safe jingle made in collaboration with O2, our official partner for all your oxygen needs. O2. Oh, it's so good.

Enthusiastic woman's voice: I'm sorry, i can't do this. *

Let's sing a song together instead! Watching every motion in my foolish lover's game.. Now you!

* because the code for it was written by an LLM years ago and is now subtly broken without anybody noticing.

This needs to be a viral tiktok. Just take the scene from 2001 and replace HALs voice with a chipper OpenAI clone.

"Sure, Dave, to open the pod bay door, simply <completely hallucinated incorrect instructions>"

"That won't work, you need to ... <correction>"

"Oh, I'm sorry. Thanks for the correction, here's updated instructions for opening the pod bay doors ... <repeats nonsense, in some other incorrect form>"