Show HN: Joist, the Best ORM, Ever?

Hi HN; over the last 4 years, we've been building Joist, an ORM for TypeScript & Postgresql, that solves many of the footguns of traditional entity-based ORMs.

One of our early adopters challenged us to be less humble in our marketing, and this silly-but-serious blog post is the result. :-)

Disclaimer this post assumes a lot of familiarity with ORMs, so that it can focus on how Joist (and the JavaScript + TypeScript stack) has solved these historical issues, but the rest of the Joist docs try to be more tutorial/beginner oriented.