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There's a meme, about archeologists in the future, finding still-viable Twinkies.

Then, we have Tallahassee, from Zombieland:

> There's a box of Twinkies in that grocery store. Not just any box of Twinkies, the last box of Twinkies that anyone will enjoy in the whole universe. Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. Some day very soon, Life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go... empty.

"...and lo, it was a neck-trinket used to bind people to a specific suitor, here cast aside intentionally as an act of defiance, a liberation of sorts, to free oneself from the chains of monogamy..."

> the chains of monogamy

That's some serious pro Las Vegas marriage propaganda.

What will they think then they find the laser powered orifice plug?

When in doubt, any archeological find is thought to be a religious item used in various ceremonial practices