Don’t worry friend, after 30 years C++* will have a smattering of support for a print function in the standard library

*some versions of some implementations

I think this is a really fun complaint because iostreams is terrible and has no reason to be terrible, but if you use C++ in the day to day it just does not matter. There are so many other problems. If your first complaint is about iostreams you probably did not get past hello world.

JavaScript one made me spit my drink. Thank you for making my day.

Funny but not untrue!