Bob: Happy Monday everybody! Before we start, just want to give a shoutout to Fred and Jane for that Ether address poisoning attack last week! I know you two really worked hard on that one!
Polite applause echos through real and virtual space.
Bob: Igor, can you get us started this morning?
Igor: Bah, I finally managed to exfiltrate metadata from my target's home TI-99/4 with combined TI BASIC and TMS9900 machine language exploit using security hole in speech synthesizer peripheral...
Bob: Igor, can you get to the point?
Igor: OK OK, bottom line, my target is hosting their TOTP authenticator on Palm OS instead of Android or iOS! I mean actual Palm Pilot, not some retro hipster pink iPhone running an emulator! Maybe if I can write and induce target to install trojaned PRC file into their Palm Pilot...
Bob: Fortunately we're a state sponsored hacking organization with considerable resources. Jeff, do you think you can help Igor?
Jeff: Yo, whatcha need?