Auckland: A city with a labyrinth of underground caves
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“The eruption ejected some 45–105 km3 (11–25 cu mi) of bulk tephra, of which just over 30 km3 (7.2 cu mi) was ejected in approximately 6–7 minutes… The main extremely violent pyroclastic flow travelled at close to the speed of sound and devastated the surrounding area, climbing over 1,500 m (4,900 ft) to overtop the nearby Kaimanawa Ranges and Mount Tongariro, and covering the land within 80 km (50 mi) with ignimbrite… There were massive changes in the landscape for 40 km (25 mi) around with all life sterilised and prior landforms evened out.”
It's pretty neat and worth a try for anyone visiting Auckland. Having lived here my whole life, I can say that the news broadcast is refreshed every few years and is portrayed by our actual prime time news anchors (from our state broadcaster)
Toupo: supervolcano double the size of Yellowstone
Wellington: been waiting for "the big one" earthquake as long as I can remember.
Christchurch: Had their big one, the paved roads turned to sand. Entire suburbs got abandoned. Main shopping district is still made out of shipping containers.
Everywhere: no ozone, you burn instantly in summer without 100spf at 10am and even then it's still kind of stupid to go outside at all around 2pm.
Seriously, just do yourself a favour, move to Sydney, Australia. The snakes mostly keep to the outer suburbs and the spiders aren't that scary. The giant flying cockroaches take a bit to get used to though.
Auckland: Has a motorway network that would allow the city to evacuate within a few days.
Taupo: was a long time a go and has some good hot water now because of it.
Wellington: it would be mostly the bureaucratic class to go
Christchurch: yes, there is still remnants of an earthquake 13 years gone but you get used to the marine vibe with the shipping containers, a little bit of Lyttelton vibe in the big smoke.
As for the ozone, we can hardly be blamed for that. And our most dangerous animal has been eaten to extinction, I would suggest Australians start down the list and do the same.
> Christchurch: Had their big one [...] Entire suburbs got abandoned
This bit is true, but it's a small proportion of the city. You can see the streets, driveways, and trees, but the buildings are gone: https://www.google.com/maps/@-43.5099561,172.6785597,3994m/d..., https://www.google.com/maps/@-43.5085311,172.6809741,403m/da...
The _big_one_ is supposed to be the Alpine fault because we've got the entire country on two continental plates.
Wikipedia says
"The last major earthquake on the Alpine Fault was in about 1717 AD with a great earthquake magnitude of Mw8.1 plus or minus 0.1 The probability of another one occurring before 2068 was estimated at 75 percent in 2021"As an Auckland resident we tend not to think if it much, except when walking around because the city is entirely built in hills.
New Zealand is a ticking time bomb for natural catastrophy, whether its Taupo (or the wider Central Platuea), Aucklands field awakening from its momentary sleep (there are occasionally small disturbances), a quake in Wellington or god forbid a Tsunami coming from the Hikurangi or Kermadic trenches. New Zealand has been relatively lucky for its short inhabited history when taken against its status as a highly exposed member of the Ring of Fire.
If we are comparing lava tubes, the longest in Australia is the Bayliss Cave at Undara, Queensland, at 1300 metres long. Kazumura Cave in Hawaii is a lava tube over 65 km long, but that is including human-dug tunnels through collapsed sections. Working out what is the longest lava tube in the world not counting collapses is a bit trucky; Kazumura is near the top of the list (at around 11 km for longest uncollapsed section) but Bilemot Gul on South Korea’s Jeju island apparently beats it. [0]
[0] Per http://www.vulcanospeleology.org/sym03/ISV3x15.pdf but that’s a 1980s source so may be outdated
> "Using them today for profane reasons would be the same as going into a church and having a party – it's not appropriate," Paterson says.
What is with the moralism? I used to go to some brilliant parties (raves) at a church in San Francisco. Sometimes I really miss those mid/late 90's...This church rave in the 90s (I too miss that time a bit! Where I grew up it was 61 regent st haha! :)), was it an active church or a disused one, or don't know? Haha! :)
Maori science [0] is being reintroduced in schools too. And while it's not some woowoo science it still feels forced, almost like a brand for big corps.
There's 0% Maori culture in my day to day life unless it's some business trying to be hip (see: AirNZ cabin safety videos).
It's possible we're on a trajectory to become the South Africa of the south.
I've outlined reasons why it's lame. What are yours for calling me out?
It was an untouched bird paradise.
Fascinating to think that only hundreds of years ago there was an entirely uninhabited country.
In general, it is agreed upon that Kupe (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kupe) was the first one to discover it, shortly before Mount Tarawera (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Tarawera) errupted in 1312 (give or take), and more permanent settlements appeared some (<10) years later.
None of this is 100% confirmed of course, but it's a more straightforward origin story than most places.
> The British used to think the bayonet was the most lethal of all hand to hand combat weapons, till they came across our warriors, who fought with the Taiaha. You think your fist is your weapon? When I have taught you, your mind will be. —??B
Not the very first to land, a few decades after that, but early enough that they had to build a single room shelter out of clay and mud, and hunt in nature for food. Now, as I sit on the 20th floor in an air conditioned flat with gigabit ethernet, I overlook the city, and marvel about how quickly a country can be built up from nothing.
One other thing that is interesting, my grandparents were farmers their whole lives and only recently retired, when they started farming they were still using horses, and now their farm has computer controlled, almost entirely automated combine harvestors, they themselves often tell us they cant believe the rate at which farming automation advanced - they manage an enormous farm - so big I dont know the boundaries - with less than 10 people because of all the automation. It's pretty impressive to a non-farmer like me.
I love NZ deeply and when I visited again later in life parts of the islands gave me the feeling that it was still a frontier.
It hasn’t got any better.
https://www.rnz.co.nz/national/programmes/checkpoint/audio/2...
I've seen a lot of east european poverty and watched covid induced unemployment convert entire districts of cities into violent crime pits. When I came back to NZ I found New Zealanders complaining about such trivial things quite sad. New Zealand isn't perfect, but here, in the great scheme of things, we have it good.
It's pretty inspiring that the Maori got here long before them with such primitive technology, I always thought that was a really incredible illustration of human spirit and bravery.
Not quite entirely birds, but no land mammals except tiny bats. Humans made their mark pretty quickly and destructively. As a New Zealander, this to me is one of the saddest pages on the internet: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_New_Zealand_species_ex...
Incredibly impressive that people were able to find NZ on boats. I can hardly navigate a few streets without GPS.
Odds are you're terrible at speaking Lao, but do you find it impressive that other people can?
There wasn't; there's no such thing as an uninhabited "country", since countries are political entities.
There's lots of uninhabited land; the amount of uninhabited land in the United States alone will be many times the size of all of New Zealand.
Or, they could end up with a really cool basement/swimming pool!