The tie section is interesting. When you think of it, RMS might be right about certain scenarios, especially in companies that have dress code. But many men wear ties just to look more elegant, and there might be other reasons.
* A tie is a long, big(ish), pointy thing that hangs and flaps around in front of you.
* A wedding ring is something you stick a long, pointy appendage through.
Now I wonder if parent commenter just pulled this out of his ass or if this was always intentional...
* https://www.smartpakequine.com/learn-products/how-to-tie-a-s...
Lagniappe: Is it just coincidence that the proper sentences are « Je vais au Canada. » and « Je vais en France. » ? Do francophones habitually go onto grammatically masculine countries and into grammatically feminine ones?
No you have not got it yet. The long pointy thing in a wedding ring is the finger.