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We shouldn’t be using judgemental words like “good” and “bad”. Let’s use bye().

goodbye() could offend someone whose father "went out to get a pack of smokes" and never came back

Ok, let's change it to fetchmilk()

Bound to offend someone who found out their father was the milkman.

Make it idontevenknowanymore()

Ok... null() it is then!

seems lacking in gratitude. how about kthxbye()?

This is double plus good.